Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye... to bolo pehle kya fatega, Tumhara sar ya bomb?? Sar?? bomb?? abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI“ haa naaa......

Breaking News... Dhammaka Khabar.. TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya, Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey K han KaKa Hua... Kaise Hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata... ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se Puchte Hain.. G Basheer g Basheer G...!! Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..

American: hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish ball se khelti hai Pakistani: hamaray haan to bandar bhi sms parh leta hai.

Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main Operation Tayyar Saman Mojood Docters Mojood Nurses Mojood Laikin Mental SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.

CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka, Pepsodent Se Mazboot Krne Ka, CLoseup se Fresh Krne ka, Agar Phir bhi White na Ho to... HARPIC Use Krne ka..

kitne haseen hai aap, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo, ankho me kajal lagana hi kafi nahi, gale me nimbu mirchi or chappal bhi latkaya karo...

Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai, ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain, Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..

Dog 1: me is area me naya naya hu Muje yaha k kutto k sardar se milna he Dog 2:ssshhh..Chup...! Aawaz mat karo Boss msg padh rahe hai...!

No Visits No Calls No SMS No Missed Calls I'm worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?

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Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

SmS RATES………… Year 2001: Rs 2 Year 2002: Rs 1 Year 2003: Rs 75 Year 2004: Rs 50 Year 2006/07: Free Ab B SmS Nahi Karoogi To Kia Tab Karoogi Jab SmS Karne K Pese Milenge…..

Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi, uthkar sab k samne aate kyo nahi, SMS bhi tumhara smell maarta hai. zara himmat kar k nahate kyo nahi

''Pervaiz ka kutta ussy rooth gia'' ''ja k gandy naaly ma doob gia'' ''dobty hwy bola ab or zulim nhi sahyn gy'' ''aik ghar ma do do nhi rahn gy''

Shama Jali To Parwane Bane.. Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane.. Aey bhai Apni Birth-Date To Batao, Pata To Chale Kis Din Pagal Khane Bane..?

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

andheri kabar, sunsan kabristan, soni haveli, kala aasman, bejli karki aaya tofan, rat ho gayee so ja shaitan,

My dear! Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to hosla saath rakhna Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to aitbar sath rakhna Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to To to to DANT SAAF RAKHNA.

Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).